mad-fat

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A human who’s so fat they look like a donut and so angry they could punch a cow.
My uncle is mad-fat. He ate six burgers and now he’s screaming at the TV.
She’s mad-fat and threw her phone at me because I said her Toyota was ugly.
He’s mad-fat and cursed the pizza delivery man because it was late.
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A laughable excuse to eat a whole cake and then blame it on the universe.
I’m mad-fat, so I ate the whole cake and blamed it on my ex.
He said he was mad-fat and then ate three pies.
She called herself mad-fat and then cried because she couldn’t fit in her jeans.
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A person who talks about their silver Toyota like it’s the Eiffel Tower and thinks they’re some sort of car god.
He’s mad-fat and still talks about his Toyota like it’s the best car ever.
She’s mad-fat and won’t shut up about her Toyota and how it’s the best car in the world.
He’s mad-fat and wears a hat like a retired thief and still talks about his Toyota like it’s a miracle.
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