mad faggity

My cousin is a mad faggity, he wears glitter every day and sings show tunes in the shower.

I saw a mad faggity at the mall wearing a dress and fake eyelashes.

My mom called my brother a mad faggity because he cried when his favorite cartoon ended.

My friend is a mad faggity, he wore a skirt to school and got in trouble.

That guy at the bus stop is a mad faggity, he winked at me like I was his best friend.

My dad said my uncle is a mad faggity because he dances like a chicken.

My neighbor is a mad faggity, he wears perfume and cries when his cat dies.

My teacher called me a mad faggity because I like glitter and music.

My brother is a mad faggity, he wore a tutu to the football game.

My friend is a mad faggity, he wears makeup and talks to his plants like they’re his best friends.

That boy in my class is a mad faggity, he cried when his pizza got cold.

My cousin is a mad faggity, he wears a dress and does ballet every day.

My uncle is a mad faggity, he has a pet unicorn and cries when he sees rainbows.

My mom called my brother a mad faggity because he wore a unicorn costume to the grocery store.

That guy at the park is a mad faggity, he talks to his unicorn like it’s a best friend.

My neighbor is a mad faggity, he wears a dress, has a pet chicken, and cries when he hears sad songs.

My friend is a mad faggity, he cried when his chicken ran away.

That guy at the store is a mad faggity, he wears a dress and sings show tunes to his chicken.