Mad Eye

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When your girlfriend gives you the eye of a thousand angry cusses. It’s like she’s about to throw a brick at you, and it happens before you even do something stupid.
My girlfriend gave me the Mad Eye after I ate the last slice of pizza.
He got the Mad Eye right before he texted his ex.
She gave me the Mad Eye when I forgot her birthday again.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you make a fake account just to snoop on people. You’re a sneaky little spy who’s got a crush on someone or wants to know what their ex is up to.
I made a fake account to see what my crush was posting.
He created a fake profile to check on his estranged brother.
She made a fake account just to spy on her old best friend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When one of your eyes goes rogue and stares at something stupid while the other eye is still watching you. It’s like your eye is drunk and doesn’t know what it’s doing.
My eye looked at the ceiling while the other eye watched me eat.
He had one eye watching the clock and the other eye staring at his phone.
She had one eye on her crush and the other eye looking at the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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An old guy who loves to surprise you with his weird wall moves. He’s like a grandma who randomly dances in the hallway.
He surprised me with a wall move in the middle of class.
The old guy came out of nowhere and did a wall move.
She walked in and did a wall move like it was nothing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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An old guy who loves to trap you with his walls. He’s like a ninja who uses walls to sneak up on you and give you the worst surprises.
He trapped me in the hallway with a wall move.
The old guy trapped me behind the wall like a ninja.
She trapped me with her wall moves and I didn’t see it coming.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A ginger girl named Maisie who talks too much and likes hand gestures. She’s got a wild side and is probably going to be a spy for the CIA and Russia.
Maisie waved her hands like a mad person and said ‘Ciao!’
She used two Italian words and a hand gesture to explain her plan.
Maisie looked like a rose and was probably going to be a spy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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