Mad Dog Shits

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The crazy mess you make when you wake up after drinking a Mad Dog 2020. It smells like whatever flavor you had. It’s gross and looks like someone died in your toilet.

My roommate walked in and asked if I had a dead raccoon in my bathroom.

I tried to flush it and it came back like a monster.

My pants are now officially cursed.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you talk to someone, and they keep changing the subject to get out of what you’re saying. They’re like a chicken with a mouth.

I asked him if he wanted to hang out, and he started talking about his dog’s hair.

She was telling me about her cat, but I was talking about my life.

He changed the topic so many times, I lost my train of thought.

by Slangipedia 9d ago