Mad Dog Mattis

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A marine general so tough even Chuck Norris has to call him SIR. No one else gets that kind of respect.

My dog just got a promotion. He’s now a general. He barks at Chuck Norris and calls him SIR.

Chuck Norris walked into a bar and said, 'I’m not here for the drinks. I’m here to call SIR.'

The only person who can make Chuck Norris salute is Mad Dog Mattis.

A former defense secretary who can kick your ass with one hand and still have time to drink scotch with snake venom.

He showed up at my party and drank my beer. Then he challenged my dad to a knife fight.

He got into a fist fight with a mountain. He won.

He told my dog to shut up. My dog started crying.

He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t just fight. He destroys. He’s been through hell and still smiles while he does it.

He walked into a war zone and came out with a smile and a new nickname.

He told the devil to take a seat. The devil said, 'I’ll be back.'

He beat up a monster and then went to lunch.