mad dog 357 plutonium

I ate it and my mouth felt like it was on fire and my brain was melting

My brother tried it and he threw up in the trash can

My mom said it was so hot she felt like she was going to die

I dipped my chicken in it and my whole face turned red

My friend tried it and his nose started to sweat

I put it on my fries and my tongue felt like it was on a grill

I tried it and I haven’t touched food since

My dog ate it and he ran around the house like a maniac

My dad said it was the worst thing he ever tasted