mad dickin

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Mad dickin is when a broad is looking at your junk like it's the last piece of pizza and she's the only one who gets to eat it.
I walked into the bar and she looked at me like I had a neon sign that said 'Free Cock' on it.
She kept checking my pants like I was hiding a treasure map inside.
He was mad dicked in the grocery store. She was staring at him like he had a golden ticket.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Mad dickin is when a woman sees your junk and starts thinking about how much she wants it.
He was mad dicked in the elevator. She was like, 'I could eat you for breakfast.'
She saw his junk and said, 'You're the main course, baby.'
He walked into the restaurant and the waitress was like, 'You're my new favorite customer.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Mad dickin is when a broad sees your junk and it's like she's been waiting for it all her life.
He got mad dicked in the park. She was like, 'I knew you were the one.'
She saw him and said, 'I've been looking for a man with a cock like that.'
He was walking down the street and a woman said, 'I think I'm in love with your junk.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Mad dickin is when a woman looks at your junk and it's like you're the most famous man in the world.
He was mad dicked in the subway. She was like, 'I just want to touch it.'
She saw his junk and said, 'I've been waiting for this moment.'
He walked into the office and his coworker said, 'You're the most famous man I've ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Mad dickin is when a woman sees your junk and it's like she's going to marry it.
He got mad dicked in the mall. She was like, 'I want to marry your junk.'
She saw him and said, 'I'm going to propose to your cock.'
He walked into the bar and a woman said, 'I think we're getting married.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Mad dickin is when a woman looks at your junk and it's like you're the best thing to ever happen to her.
He was mad dicked in the gym. She said, 'You're the best thing I've ever seen.'
She saw him and said, 'You're my new best friend.'
He walked into the restaurant and the waitress said, 'You're my new favorite person.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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