Mad Defensive

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Mad Defensive is when you run like a spaz and bow like you just won the lottery.
He ran in circles and bowed like he just got a gold medal.
She kept dodging and bowing like she was in a dance-off.
He ran away and bowed like he was trying to impress a crowd of cows.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mad Defensive is when you act like a chicken with a PhD and run like you're being chased by a bear.
He ran like a chicken with a PhD and bowed like he just saw his ex.
She ran like she was being chased by a bear and bowed like she just got a promotion.
He ran like a chicken with a PhD and bowed like he just won a bet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mad Defensive is when you run like a maniac and bow like you’re trying to flirt with the moon.
He ran like a maniac and bowed like he was flirting with the moon.
She ran like a maniac and bowed like she was trying to impress a ghost.
He ran like a maniac and bowed like he was asking for a raise from the sky.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mad Defensive is when you run like you’re on fire and bow like you’re trying to apologize to a goat.
He ran like he was on fire and bowed like he was apologizing to a goat.
She ran like she was on fire and bowed like she just got scolded by her mom.
He ran like he was on fire and bowed like he was trying to charm a donkey.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mad Defensive is when you run like a toddler and bow like you're trying to win a beauty pageant.
He ran like a toddler and bowed like he was in a beauty pageant.
She ran like a toddler and bowed like she was trying to win a trophy.
He ran like a toddler and bowed like he was trying to impress a judge.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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