mad dangle

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A total street hockey beast who can juggle the ball like it’s a job. To mad dangle is to show off so much that your opponent’s brain short-circuits.

I mad dangled that kid so hard, he tripped over his own feet.

She mad dangled me in front of my entire neighborhood.

He mad dangled me so bad, my stick fell off.

A street hockey wizard who makes the ball dance. To mad dangle is to make someone look like a complete dummy during a game.

That kid mad dangled me in front of my mom.

I mad dangled him so hard, the ball went through his nose.

He mad dangled me like I was a rookie.

A street hockey ninja with superhuman stick skills. To mad dangle is to mess someone up so bad they’re too embarrassed to play again.

I mad dangled him so bad, he cried like a baby.

She mad dangled me in front of my crush.

He mad dangled me and my stick broke.