Mad Cush

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The opposite of cool as a cucumber. You're so hot you're sweating like a fat man in a sauna.

Bro, I walked outside and my shirt melted to my skin.

My balls are stuck to my leg and I can't move.

I looked like a cooked lobster and I was proud of it.

When it's so hot you're thinking about licking your own elbow just to cool down.

I was so hot I tried to drink my own sweat.

My face was burning like I had a fire in my head.

I was walking like a penguin because my legs were on fire.

When it's so hot you're like a grilled cheese sandwich and you're proud of it.

My shirt was sticking to me like a bad relationship.

I could’ve cooked my lunch on my back.

I was so hot I could’ve set my hair on fire.