Mad Crapper

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A person who shits on purpose in places where people are sure to notice, just to make someone else's shitting problem look like a small mess.
I saw him poop on the principal's desk right before lunch. Classic Mad Crapper move.
She crapped on the gym floor during PE. Now everyone's stuck with the smell.
He pooped in the library. Now the librarian's giving him detention.
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Someone who takes shitting very seriously and goes out of their way to poop in places that make others look bad for pooping somewhere else.
He crapped in the middle of the hallway during the final exam. That's not fair.
She pooped on the teacher's chair. Now he has to sit on it for the rest of the day.
He crapped on the stage during the play. The whole school laughed.
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A person who poops in places that make people think they're the only one who's ever done something stupid.
He crapped on the substitute teacher's coffee. Now she's mad at everyone.
She pooped on the science lab table. Now the whole class smells like a toilet.
He crapped on the bus. Now the driver's giving him a hard time.
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A person who poops in spots that make everyone else's pooping look like a small problem they can deal with later.
He crapped on the librarian's desk. Now she has to clean it up.
She crapped in the music room. Now the band smells like a toilet.
He crapped on the principal's chair. Now he's getting a warning.
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A person who takes shitting so seriously, they poop where people can't ignore it, just to make others feel like fools.
He crapped on the lunch table. Now the whole cafeteria smells like a toilet.
She crapped on the art supplies. Now the art class is stuck with the mess.
He crapped on the teacher's whiteboard. Now the class has to clean it up.
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