Mad Cows Disease

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A monthly nightmare where women turn into raging lunatics, screaming at everyone, crying over nothing, and blaming you for every bad decision they ever made.
She turned into a monster last week. I think she ate my dog.
I came home to find her throwing my socks at the wall.
She texted me: 'You ruined my life. I'm going to die at 30.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A brain-eating disease in cows that makes them go nuts, and it's also what happens to people who eat their brains and think they're making a smart choice.
That cow was so crazy it tried to eat the farmer.
I ate that meat and now I'm talking to the ceiling.
My uncle died from it and he was still talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Those loud, ugly, obnoxious women on TV who talk way too much and make everything sound like a drama.
Star Jones is the worst. She eats chicken like it's a competition.
Joy Behar needs to be fired. She’s the dumbest person on Earth.
They should be shot for being so annoying.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A fancy word for when women get all moody and start screaming at the world for no good reason.
She called me a ‘fucking idiot’ for no reason.
I got a text that said, ‘You’re the worst.’
She cried over spilled milk and then called me a ‘moron.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A drink that tastes like burning your throat with a bottle of vinegar, but you keep drinking it because it hits like a freight train.
I drank it and my throat felt like it was on fire.
My friend tried it and said, ‘I think I died.’
I had three of them and now I’m dancing in the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Waking up after a wild night with a crazy, fat woman who thinks she's the queen of the universe and now you're stuck with her brain.
I woke up and she was yelling at the TV.
She said, ‘You’re the worst. I’m going to die at 30.’
I came home and she was wearing my shirt and talking to my dog.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A brain-wasting disease that makes cows and sheep look like they’ve been hit with a sledgehammer and also makes people go nuts if they eat them.
That cow looked like it was hit with a brick.
Sheep are just cows in sheep costumes.
I think my brain is melting.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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