Mad Cops

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When three or more cop cars show up like they’re on a binge of tickets and don’t care if they get run over.
I saw six cop cars on Main Street like they were doing a cop version of a group project.
They came in like a pack of wolves, honking like they had a personal vendetta.
I was eating a taco when three cop cars showed up like they were my new roommates.
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When you get nude pics and you’re like, 'this is not a normal Monday.'
My phone went off with a nude pic at 7 a. m. I was still in pajamas and it felt like a crime scene.
I got a nude pic from someone I don’t even know. It was like a surprise party I didn’t sign up for.
I was in the middle of math class and my phone exploded with a nude pic. I got a detention and a side of confusion.
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