Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super fast poop that sounds like a mad Chinese guy yelling at a robot.

I had a mad-chinaman so loud my neighbor called the cops.

After that spicy noodle soup, I had a mad-chinaman that woke the dog.

My mad-chinaman was so strong it shook the toilet like a earthquake.

2

When your butt explodes with a poop that’s like a Chinese man having a meltdown.

That mad-chinaman was so bad I had to clean the floor.

I got a mad-chinaman in the middle of a Zoom call.

My mad-chinaman was so intense it made the cat run away.

3

A poop so fast and furious it’s like a mad Chinese man fighting a goat.

I had a mad-chinaman so fast I forgot to flush.

After that mad-chinaman, I had to take a shower just to survive.

My mad-chinaman woke up my brother at 2 a. m.

4

A poop that comes out like a mad Chinese man screaming at a traffic jam.

That mad-chinaman was so loud my phone started ringing.

I had a mad-chinaman so bad I couldn’t sit down for hours.

My mad-chinaman was so long it looked like a subway ride.

5

A poop that’s so sudden and wild it’s like a mad Chinese man threw a chair at a wall.

I had a mad-chinaman so sudden I dropped my phone.

That mad-chinaman was so wild it made my dog laugh.

My mad-chinaman was so strong it moved the toilet paper.

6

A poop that’s like a mad Chinese man running from a fire with a flaming noodle.

I had a mad-chinaman so hot it burned my socks.

After that mad-chinaman, my pants were ruined.

My mad-chinaman was so fast it left a trail of spaghetti.