Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone or something is so bad it makes your brain explode

My math test was mad cheeks. I got a 27% and cried.

That pizza was mad cheeks. It tasted like old socks and regret.

My mom’s cooking is mad cheeks. I’ve considered running away.

2

when something is so bad it should be banned by the government

That movie was mad cheeks. I watched it once and never again.

My brother’s TikTok is mad cheeks. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

That outfit was mad cheeks. It looked like a trash can exploded.

3

when something is so bad it makes you want to punch a wall

My science project was mad cheeks. I glued my hand to the table.

That concert was mad cheeks. The singer sounded like a goat with a sore throat.

My dad’s jokes are mad cheeks. They’re like stale popcorn.

4

when something is so bad it should get its own funeral

That game was mad cheeks. I lost 10 times in a row and quit.

That hot dog was mad cheeks. It had three pickles and no ketchup.

My neighbor’s dog is mad cheeks. It barks at the mailman like it’s a war.

5

when something is so bad it makes you question your life choices

That math class was mad cheeks. I’ve considered becoming a hermit.

That cake was mad cheeks. It tasted like expired gym socks.

That movie was mad cheeks. I fell asleep halfway through.