mad catter

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A mad catter is a dirty old man who hides in a shack with a bunch of cats and yells at them like they owe him money.
My uncle is a mad catter. He lives in a broken-down trailer and has 17 cats that all hate him.
The guy next door is a mad catter. He threw a pizza box at a cat and it ran away screaming.
My mom says I'm a mad catter because I live in my room with three cats and don't talk to anyone.
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A mad catter is someone who lives in a hole and uses cats to attack anyone who comes near their smelly hideout.
That mad catter down the street bit my dog. I saw it happen.
My cousin is a mad catter. He lives in a shed and eats cat food for breakfast.
I saw a mad catter chase a mailman with two cats. It was wild.
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A mad catter is a guy who thinks he’s the king of all cats and lives in a junkyard with them.
That mad catter thinks he’s a king. He wears a crown made of hairballs.
I went to visit my friend’s mad catter cousin. The place was a mess.
The mad catter at the park threw a chicken at me. I didn’t even know why.
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A mad catter is a loser who lives in an old house and uses cats to bother people who walk by.
The mad catter across the street threw a cat at my face. I was mad.
My neighbor is a mad catter. He lives in a house that smells like old socks and cats.
The mad catter at the park screamed at a kid for walking by. It was scary.
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A mad catter is someone who lives in a box and thinks cats are his only friends.
That mad catter lives in a box. He says it’s the best place ever.
My brother is a mad catter. He brought home six cats and now lives in a box.
The mad catter at the park threw a cat at my dog. It was hilarious.
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A mad catter is a person who lives in a haunted house and thinks cats are ghosts.
The mad catter in the haunted house says his cats are ghosts. I don’t believe him.
My mom’s friend is a mad catter. He lives in a haunted house with 10 cats.
The mad catter screamed at me because he thinks I’m a ghost. I was confused.
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