Mad Cap Mushroom

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A mushroom the Night Goblins grow that makes beer so strong it'll turn your brain to mush. They pour it down a gobbo's throat before a fight and then chain a giant ball to him. If he swings it anywhere near his friends, they're getting hit by Gork (and maybe Mork).
I drank Mad Cap Mushroom beer and now my brain is missing.
My cousin got hit by Gork because he swung the ball too hard.
That gobbo was screaming like a banshee while swinging that ball.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The Night Goblins make this mushroom into beer so strong it'll make you vomit. They force-feed it to gobbos before a fight and then tie a big ball to them. If they swing it anywhere near their friends, they're getting wrecked by Gork.
That gobbo threw up after drinking the Mad Cap Mushroom beer.
My friend got smacked by Mork because he swung the ball too close.
The gobbo looked like a madman swinging that ball around.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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This mushroom makes the strongest beer ever. The Night Goblins give it to gobbos before a fight and chain a big ball to them. If they swing it anywhere near their friends, Gork (and sometimes Mork) are coming for them.
That gobbo was swinging that ball like a maniac.
My brother got hit by Gork because he swung the ball at the wrong time.
The gobbo looked like he was going to tear the whole battlefield apart.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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