mad cans

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A huge set of boobs that could knock out a guy. Sounds like cans, but way bigger. Aussie slang for something that makes people drool.

My cousin’s got mad cans. She could bench press me.

He asked her out, then ran away when he saw her mad cans.

I saw her mad cans and forgot my own name.

Big, jiggly breasts that make you stare. Like cans, but bigger and more embarrassing. Aussie slang for a serious distraction.

At the gym, she had mad cans. The guys all stared.

He asked her for a date, but then he saw her mad cans.

My sister’s got mad cans. I’m scared to meet her boyfriend.

A huge pair of knockers. Like cans, but packed with meat. Aussie slang for something that makes guys weak in the knees.

She walked in with her mad cans. The whole room turned around.

He got mad cans. I think he’s going to win the Mr. Universe contest.

Her mad cans were so big, they blocked the sun.