Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant piece of cake that makes your brain explode

I ate a mad cake and now I can’t think straight.

My mom brought a mad cake to the funeral and everyone was confused.

The mad cake was so big, it had its own zip code.

2

A cake so big, it looks like it was baked by a giant with a bad attitude

That mad cake was the size of a car. I almost got run over.

The mad cake was so big, it blocked the sun.

My friend brought a mad cake to the party and it took up the whole table.

3

A cake so huge, it’s like dessert got a promotion

That mad cake was like a whole meal in a dish.

I tried to carry the mad cake and it nearly crushed me.

The mad cake was so big, it had a side dish.

4

A cake that’s so big, it looks like it was baked by a god who forgot to bring a ruler

That mad cake was taller than me. I had to stand on a chair to see the top.

The mad cake was so big, it took two people to move it.

The mad cake looked like it could feed an army.

5

A cake that’s so huge, it’s like the dessert version of a beast

That mad cake was a monster. I couldn’t even touch it.

The mad cake was like a beast from a fairy tale.

I saw the mad cake and ran away, like it was going to eat me.

6

A cake that’s so big, it’s like the whole kitchen was used to make it

That mad cake looked like it came out of a whole bakery.

The mad cake was so big, it had its own kitchen.

I think the mad cake was baked by a whole team of chefs.