Mad butcher

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The guy who cuts up lady parts with a smile and a rusty knife.

My aunt said the mad butcher gave her a permanent scar and a free tampon.

The mad butcher tried to cut my mom’s hair and failed miserably.

At the school fair, the mad butcher scared 10 kids into crying.

A meat shop in New Zealand that sells meat so cheap you might cry from happiness.

I bought a whole cow for $10 at the mad butcher and now I eat meat every day.

The mad butcher sold me a chicken for the price of a snack.

My dad bought 50 sausages and now we have meat for a year.

The owner of the store also screams about rugby league like it’s the end of the world.

The mad butcher yelled at the referee during a game and got banned from the stadium.

He made a sausage sizzle so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood.

He sold calendars with his face on them and called it 'team spirit.'