Mad Bone

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A guy who’s got a hormone problem and a temper. He’s like a bear who hasn’t eaten in a month and is about to rip someone apart just to feel alive again.
My cousin’s a mad bone. He yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong paper.
He walked into the bar and asked the bartender if he had any customers who looked like they wanted to die.
He tried to propose to his girlfriend’s dog and got kicked in the shins.
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A loud, messy, and wild sex party that leaves the bed shaking and the wall looking like it’s been in a fight.
My mom and dad had a mad bone session. The neighbors called the cops and got a pizza for their trouble.
He had a mad bone with his boss’s wife in the break room. Now he’s on a blacklist.
They had a mad bone in the living room and broke the TV. Now it’s a family tradition.
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Two old people having loud, hard sex that makes the whole neighborhood wish they were dead.
My grandpa and grandma had a mad bone. The dog ran out of the house and started howling at the moon.
They had a mad bone in the garage. Now the garage looks like a war zone.
They had a mad bone at the mall. The security guard had to drag them out.
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