Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

mad bombed means you’ve drunk so much you’re like a walking trash can and your brain is screaming for mercy.

I woke up mad bombed and my dog was judging me.

He was mad bombed and tried to flirt with the barista’s dad.

She was mad bombed and cried at a pizza box.

2

when you’re mad bombed, you’re so drunk you think your pants are on fire and your ex is in the room.

I was mad bombed and told my boss I was going to retire early.

He was mad bombed and tried to propose to his cousin.

She was mad bombed and asked the waiter for a second date.

3

being mad bombed is like being hit by a truck full of beer and then having to explain your life to a goat.

I was mad bombed and drew on my boss’s face with ketchup.

He was mad bombed and tried to fight the mailman.

She was mad bombed and cried on a strangers shoulder.

4

mad bombed is when you’ve drunk so much you think you’re a superhero and your pants are on fire.

I was mad bombed and tried to dance on a table at a restaurant.

He was mad bombed and told his mom he was going to live in the fridge.

She was mad bombed and tried to talk to a plant.

5

you’re mad bombed when you’ve drunk so much you’re like a wet sock and your brain is dead.

I was mad bombed and tried to sing opera in the grocery store.

He was mad bombed and cried at a traffic light.

She was mad bombed and told her dog she was going to run away.

6

mad bombed is when you’ve drunk so much you think you’re a wizard and your pants are on fire.

I was mad bombed and tried to cast a spell on my neighbor’s cat.

He was mad bombed and told his dad he was going to be a pirate.

She was mad bombed and cried at a taco truck.