mad blunts!

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A smelly, sweaty kid who tries to act like a gangster and yells 'mad blunts!' at the top of his lungs, hoping nobody notices he just peed in a trash can.
'Mad blunts!' he screamed, then tripped over his own shoelaces.
'Mad blunts!' he said, while eating a sandwich that was definitely not for him.
'Mad blunts!' he shouted, as his dog ran away with his lunch.
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When you inhale so much weed that you feel like you're gonna explode, but you still keep smoking because you're too high to stop.
'I just inhaled like ten blunts and now I feel like a balloon about to pop.'
'I ate a blunt so big it was like a burrito. Now I'm confused.'
'I smoked so much I don’t know if I’m mad or just really tired.'
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