mad blunted

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Blowing smoke out of your butt like a dragon on meth while trying to stay cool
I just ate three blunts and now I'm floating like a unicorn on a bender
My blunts are so strong, my neighbor thinks I'm a wizard
I'm so blunted, I tried to eat my couch and it ran away
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A smelly skater who thinks he's the king of the blunts, but he’s just a sweaty mess trying to fit in
He walked up to us like he was the president of blunts
He asked us to smoke with him, but he smelled like a garbage can
He tried to sound cool, but he just sounded like a wet dog
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