Mad Blacktop

My shoes are melting like ice cream on a hot day. Mad Blacktop is real.

I stepped on the sidewalk and it screamed at me. Classic Mad Blacktop.

My feet are now part sidewalk. Thanks, Mad Blacktop.

I walked on the blacktop and it said, 'You’re not welcome here.'

My soles are now crispy like a grilled cheese sandwich. Mad Blacktop is the worst.

I stepped on the road and it gave me a burn. That’s how Mad Blacktop works.

I walked on the blacktop and it said, 'You’re fired.'

My feet are now part of the road. Welcome to Mad Blacktop.

That sidewalk just told me I was too weak. Mad Blacktop is a real bully.