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A guy who thinks jail was a vacation and will try to kill you in an airport with a crossbow. He'll shoot your whole neighborhood just to find you and make your kids practice ducking while he yells about his exes.
"I'm gonna take you down in the airport. You'll wish you were in jail with me."
He shot up the entire block just to find me. My kids know how to duck now.
He brought up my old gay lovers in front of the whole neighborhood. I'm gonna kill him.