Mad bitchin'avitus

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A crazyass hooper who thinks she's the best even though she looks like a hot mess and yells at you for being fat when she's the one who eats a whole pizza by herself.
'You're fat!' she screams while she's scarfing down the last slice of pepperoni.'
'I'm not fat, I'm just extra,' she says while she's wearing pajama pants at 11 AM.'
'You're ugly! I'm beautiful!' she yells, but her hair looks like a raccoon exploded.'
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A psycho who thinks she’s the main character even though she’s still wearing her pajamas and calls you a fatty when she eats three burgers and a milkshake.
'You’re a fatty!' she shouts while she’s eating like it’s a competition.'
'I’m not fat, I’m just… chunky!' she says, still in her pajamas at 2 PM.'
'You’re ugly! I’m stunning!' she yells while her hair looks like a disaster.'
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A delusional hooper who thinks she’s the best when she’s still in her pajamas and tells you you’re a fatty when she eats everything on the table.
'You're a fatty!' she yells while she’s eating a whole plate of fries.'
'I’m not fat, I’m just… strong!' she says, still in her pajamas at 1 PM.'
'You’re ugly! I’m pretty!' she shouts, but her hair looks like a tornado hit it.'
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