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Putting on Hollister clothes like they're your second skin and your first skin is a bunch of expired chicken wings

I wear Hollister every day like it's my job and my job is to look good while I eat cereal for dinner

My Hollister hoodie is so old it smells like my gym sock drawer

I wore Hollister to my cousin's funeral and the priest asked if I was there for the fashion or the family

Dressing like a mall rat that just got a gold star for looking cool

My Hollister shirt is so tight it looks like it's about to cry

I wear Hollister like it's a religion and I'm the prophet

I showed up to school in Hollister and my teacher gave me a detention for being too stylish

Wearing Hollister like it's the only thing standing between you and total fashion disaster

I wore Hollister to a barbecue and my neighbor asked if I was dressed for a theme party

I put on Hollister before my date and my date left me for a guy in a suit

I wore Hollister to a concert and the crowd thought I was a lost member of the band