Mad Bev

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When you're so full of drink you feel like you're gonna explode and your bladder is screaming for mercy

I drank six sodas and now I’m a human soda can

Mad Bev hit me like a truck and I'm still running

I had a beer and now I feel like a balloon about to pop

When you're so wasted you think the bar is talking to you and you're fighting a soda can

The bartender said 'hi' and I replied with a punch

I tried to drink a whole bottle of wine and now I'm arguing with my fridge

I thought the bartender was my ex and I started a fight

When you've drunk so much you're not sure if you're alive or just a giant bottle of beer

I drank so much I forgot my own name

I walked into a wall because I thought it was a keg

I tried to dance and fell over because I was too full of beer

When you’re so drunk you think your pants are a drink and you’re trying to sip your leg

I tried to drink my pants and now I’m confused

I thought my leg was a bottle and I started drinking it

I asked my friend for a drink and he said 'you're already a drink'

When you’re so wasted you’re talking to the toilet and it’s telling you to stop drinking

The toilet told me to stop drinking and I started a debate

I sat on the toilet and argued with it about beer

I tried to tell the toilet a joke and it just flushed

When you're so full of drinks you think you're a bottle and you're trying to stand up straight

I tried to stand up and fell over because I was too full

I thought I was a soda bottle and I started shaking

I tried to walk and my legs were too full of beer