Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

how many beers it takes to make you a total mess and probably get into a fight.

I drank 10 mad beers and tried to flirt with my boss's wife.

After 8 mad beers, I cursed my mom and tried to dance on the table.

I had 12 mad beers and told the barista I was going to marry her.

2

the number of beers you need to drink before you forget your name and start shouting at the TV.

I had 7 mad beers and yelled at the football game like it was my ex.

After 5 mad beers, I told my friend I was the president of the universe.

I drank 9 mad beers and tried to text my mom with my toes.

3

the amount of beer you need to drink before you're too drunk to remember your own face.

I had 6 mad beers and tried to kiss the bartender.

After 4 mad beers, I cried and told my dad I was a failure.

I drank 10 mad beers and tried to ride the bar stool like it was a horse.

4

the number of beers it takes before you're too drunk to know your own name and start talking nonsense.

I had 8 mad beers and told the waiter I was a superhero.

After 7 mad beers, I tried to explain quantum physics to my sister.

I drank 11 mad beers and told the bar I was going to buy it.

5

how many beers it takes to make you too drunk to stand up and start making a fool of yourself.

I had 9 mad beers and tried to do a backflip off the bar.

After 6 mad beers, I tried to sing opera and failed.

I drank 10 mad beers and told my friend I was a rockstar.

6

the number of beers you need to drink before you're so drunk you think you're famous.

I had 5 mad beers and told the bartender I was going to be on TV.

After 7 mad beers, I tried to text my crush and sent it to my mom.

I drank 8 mad beers and told my friend I was a movie star.