Mad bastard

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A northern Irish lunatic who either gives great banter or is so crazy they might as well be dead
My uncle is a mad bastard. He once tried to fight a traffic light.
She’s a mad bastard. I’ve seen her throw a shoe at a pigeon.
That guy is a mad bastard. He thinks he’s a wizard.
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A person who either makes you laugh until you cry or is so dumb they might as well be a vegetable
He’s a mad bastard. I once saw him try to explain quantum physics to a goat.
That girl is a mad bastard. She eats socks for breakfast.
My friend’s a mad bastard. He tried to start a band with his cat.
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A wild person who’s either hilarious or so clueless they might as well be invisible
My cousin is a mad bastard. He once tried to flirt with a streetlight.
She’s a mad bastard. I’ve seen her dance in a bakery at 3 AM.
That man is a mad bastard. He thinks he’s a superhero.
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A crazy person who’s either a legend or so silly they might as well be a joke
He’s a mad bastard. I’ve seen him try to wrestle a chicken.
That lady is a mad bastard. She once tried to sing opera in a library.
My brother is a mad bastard. He thinks he’s a pirate.
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A person who’s either a riot or so messed up they might as well be a ghost
My neighbor is a mad bastard. He once tried to communicate with the moon.
She’s a mad bastard. I’ve seen her eat a whole pizza in one bite.
That guy is a mad bastard. He thinks he’s a wizard.
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A wild person who’s either a laugh or so confused they might as well be a mystery
He’s a mad bastard. I once saw him try to teach a dog calculus.
That girl is a mad bastard. She once ran a marathon in pajamas.
My friend is a mad bastard. He thinks he’s a time traveler.
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