mad as crackers

My uncle is mad as crackers. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that aliens are stealing his socks.

My mom said I was mad as crackers after I tried to talk to a chicken.

The guy at the bar was mad as crackers. He started singing opera to a pigeon.

That guy at the store called me a nappy headed fool. He’s mad as crackers.

My cousin’s boss is mad as crackers. He thinks minorities are all trying to take his job.

My teacher said my brother is mad as crackers because he tried to start a fight with a robot.

My friend’s cousin is mad as crackers. He talks to the ceiling and wears a sock on his head.

My neighbor said his dad is mad as crackers. He tried to teach the mailman how to play chess.

My brother’s friend is mad as crackers. He thinks he’s a king and everyone else is just peasants.

My sister’s friend is mad as crackers. She thinks the internet is a real person.

My dog’s owner is mad as crackers. He talks to his dog like it’s a CEO.

My friend’s dad is mad as crackers. He tried to build a spaceship in his garage.

My mom’s friend is a mad cracker. She thinks the TV is trying to steal her soul.

My brother’s a mad cracker. He tried to fight a tree.

My friend’s a mad cracker. He wears socks on his hands and talks to his shoes.