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A person who’s so crazy they think they’re a chicken and believe gnomes steal their socks while their hair goes out partying at a bar.

My cousin thinks his hair goes to a bar every night and comes back drunk.

My neighbor says gnomes steal his socks and wear them as hats.

My friend thinks he’s a chicken and lays eggs in the fridge.

Someone who’s lost their mind and thinks their hair goes out to get drunk and that gnomes steal their underwear.

My brother thinks his hair has a life of its own and goes out to drink.

My mom thinks gnomes steal her undies every night.

My friend thinks he’s a chicken and lays eggs in the microwave.

A person so nuts they think their hair leaves their head to get wasted and that gnomes steal their clothes.

My dad thinks his hair goes to the bar every night and comes back wasted.

My sister says gnomes steal her clothes and wear them as pajamas.

My friend thinks he’s a chicken and lives in the fridge.

Someone who’s so out of their mind they think their hair goes out to drink and gnomes steal their underwear.

My uncle thinks his hair has a life of its own and goes to the bar every night.

My friend says gnomes steal his underwear and wear them as hats.

My neighbor thinks he’s a chicken and lays eggs in the microwave.

A person who is completely bonkers and believes their hair goes out to drink and gnomes steal their clothes.

My cousin thinks his hair goes out to drink every night and comes back wasted.

My mom says gnomes steal her clothes and wear them as pajamas.

My friend thinks he’s a chicken and lives in the fridge.

Someone who is absolutely nuts and believes their hair goes out to get drunk and gnomes steal their underwear.

My brother thinks his hair has a life of its own and goes to the bar every night.

My neighbor says gnomes steal his underwear and wear them as hats.

My friend thinks he’s a chicken and lays eggs in the fridge.