Mad Apple

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The worst kind of people who will rip your soul out and eat it for breakfast.
You see them in the lunchroom and immediately know your life is over.
They walk into the room and the ceiling cracks from the amount of energy they bring.
They're the reason your mom started drinking coffee at 7 AM.
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A guy who drinks so much he forgets his own name and starts yelling at the ceiling.
He showed up to the party with a bottle of wine and a death wish.
He danced on the table and tried to kiss the fridge.
He puked in the principal's car and got suspended for life.
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