mad agony in 'disdress'

1 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

A level of pain so bad it feels like your skin is being ripped off by a bunch of angry squirrels wearing this dress.

I looked like a exploded candy wrapper at the prom.

My dress was so tight I could feel my ribs screaming.

This dress is the reason I have a permanent frown.

The worst kind of suffering, like being stuck in a sauna with a scorpion and wearing a dress that thinks it's a straitjacket.

I felt like a cooked potato in a dress.

My legs were screaming for mercy.

This dress is like a second job, and I'm getting fired.

Agony so intense it makes you wish you were stuck in a blender with a bunch of hairballs and wearing a dress.

I looked like a deflated balloon at the party.

My dress was so tight I could feel my soul leaving my body.

This dress is like a prison, and I'm the inmate.