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Macalester Affective Disorder is when you step on campus and suddenly everyone looks like a punching bag. It’s like the winter decides to throw a snowball fight in your brain.

I saw my professor and instantly wanted to punch him in the face. #MAD

I walked into the library and immediately thought about breaking every chair. #MAD

My roommate’s face looked like a target. I had to shoot it. #MAD

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Mutually Assured Destruction is when two countries decide to drop nukes on each other like it’s a Friday night and they both end up looking like a dumpster fire.

Russia drops nukes on the US, and we retaliate. Everyone loses. #MAD

Two countries fighting like they’re in a video game. #MAD

We all end up like Fallout characters. #MAD

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Mutually Annoyed Deviants are people who just can’t stand each other and decide to turn the whole world into a screaming match.

My friend and I argue about pizza like it’s the end of the world. #MAD

My mom and I had a 3-hour fight over the TV remote. #MAD

My dog and I stared each other down like we were about to start a war. #MAD

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Midwestern Ass Disease is when your ass is bigger than your brain and it’s all because of the cold and the lack of walking.

My friend’s ass is bigger than her head. #MAD

I walk into a room and people just stare at my ass. #MAD

My mom’s ass is so big, it’s a state. #MAD

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Money All Day is when you’re always making money and it’s like you have a never-ending cash machine.

I made $100 in tips today. #MAD

I just got a bonus and I’m already thinking about spending it. #MAD

I’m rich and I’m not even trying. #MAD

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Mack Awesome Dude/Dame is that one person who’s just awesome and everyone knows them.

My best friend is the coolest person I know. #MAD

My teacher is the best. #MAD

My dog is the cutest. #MAD

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A person who was born on the day they’re reading this is the reason you’re still alive and also why you’re still here fighting.

Happy birthday to the person who changed my life. #MAD

My birthday is the best day of the year. #MAD

I was born on my birthday. #MAD

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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