Macy's One Day Sale.

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A hot person who dates a ugly person because they got lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale, like it was a free upgrade to first class.

My ex was a 10 who dated my cousin, a 2, because he got lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.

My sister's boyfriend is a 10, but my sister is a 3. She got lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.

My neighbor is a 9 who married a 5 because he got lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.

When a ugly person gets a hot person for a partner, like they won the lottery and got a free car.

My mom is a 4 who married a 10. She won the lottery and got a free car.

My friend is a 5 who got a 9 for a boyfriend. He won the lottery and got a free car.

My uncle is a 3 who married a 10. He won the lottery and got a free car.

A 10 who dates a 4 because they got lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale, like it was the last free ticket to a concert.

My cousin is a 10 who dates my sister, a 4. She got lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.

My brother is a 10 who dated a 4. He got lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.

My friend is a 10 who married a 4. She got lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.