Macxican

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A Mexican who thinks Macs are cool and uses them like they're the only thing that matters.

My cousin is a Macxican. He spends $2000 on a new MacBook just to look cool at the mall.

I tried to explain Windows to my Macxican friend. He laughed and said, 'Windows? That's for people who don't know what a keyboard is.'

My Macxican neighbor got a Mac just so he could use it to stream his daily rant about why everyone else is wrong.

A Mexican who thinks Macs are the only computers worth having and will fight you about it.

My Macxican uncle tried to convince me that Macs are better than Windows. I said, 'You’re just a Mexican with a fancy laptop.'

At the family reunion, my Macxican cousin started a fight because someone said, 'Macs are overrated.'

My Macxican friend even got a Mac for his dog. The dog has a screen and a keyboard.

A Mexican who uses a Mac and thinks everyone else is a loser for not doing the same.

My Macxican brother called me a 'Windows wimp' just because I use a laptop that isn't a Mac.

My Macxican friend said, 'You're just a regular Mexican. I'm a Macxican.' Like that means something.

At the gym, my Macxican friend showed me his Mac and said, 'You're wasting your life with Windows.'