MacWilliam

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MacWilliams are Scottish trash who think they're smart. They have blond hair and white skin because some Norse trash came in and messed up their lives. They drink way too much and laugh at bad jokes like they're the best thing ever.

RT @MacWilliam: I'm the only one who can beat my cousin at poker. He's a drunk fool.

DM: Hey MacWilliam, why are you still alive? You're not even good at being alive.

My MacWilliam uncle tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. The dog just stared at him like he was a bad choice for a pet.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Ruby MacWilliams are the only sane person in a room full of drunks and lunatics. She's the cutest thing since the invention of glitter, and she shines like a red diamond. If you don't message her, you're probably just a sad loser who didn't get the memo.

Ruby MacWilliam just texted me: 'You’re the only one who still uses emoticons. I’m impressed.'

Ruby’s Instagram bio says: ‘Smartest kid in the candy jar. If you’re not smart, don’t bother me.’

Ruby MacWilliam showed up to my birthday party with a calculator. I thought it was a gift. It was a challenge.

by Slangipedia 9d ago