MacWidow

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A MacWidow is a wife who gets left in the dust because her husband is too busy worshiping his Apple Mac to notice her.
My husband hasn't seen me since the last Mac update.
He's more excited about the new Mac app than our anniversary.
I'm the MacWidow and I'm tired of being the side app.
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A MacWidow is a woman who gets ignored because her husband is too busy typing on his Mac to talk to her.
He's typing faster than he talks to me.
I'm the MacWidow and he's the side app.
He'd rather fix his Mac than fix our relationship.
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A MacWidow is a wife who gets the short end of the stick because her husband is too busy playing with his Mac.
He's more into his Mac than me.
I'm just the background tab to his main app.
He'd rather upgrade his Mac than upgrade our life.
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