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When Macwankers brag about their fancy Macs like they’re the king of the universe and everything else is trash. They go on forever about how their computer is the best, even though it costs more than a car.
My Mac is better than your PC. Your PC is a toaster. A broken toaster.
I don’t need Windows. I don’t need life. I just need my Mac.
If your computer crashes, you’re not a real person.