Macwanking

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When Macwankers brag about their fancy Macs like they’re the king of the universe and everything else is trash. They go on forever about how their computer is the best, even though it costs more than a car.
My Mac is better than your PC. Your PC is a toaster. A broken toaster.
I don’t need Windows. I don’t need life. I just need my Mac.
If your computer crashes, you’re not a real person.
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The smug, beret-wearing Macwanker who thinks they’re the chosen one. They stare at their Apple hardware like it’s a holy relic and take pictures of Steve Jobs like they’re in a cult.
I took a picture of Steve Jobs during my coffee break. It’s sacred.
I wear a beret because my Mac deserves a crown.
I don’t need a warranty. My Mac is perfect. My life is perfect.
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