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A total dweeb who spends all day in his basement playing video games by himself. He thinks he's hot stuff just because he chats with E-Girls on MySpace. No one will ever want to date him.
'I just finished my 10th game of Call of Duty. My E-Girl said she'll text me later.'
'I look at myself in the mirror for 2 hours. I'm a god.'
'My MySpace profile has 3 friends. I'm a legend.'