Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A ton of fake sympathy is coming your way

Your dog died? Oh my god, you're so sad! (they're not even sad)

Your ex broke up with you? Oh, that's so rough! (they just want drama)

You got a C on a test? Awwww, that's so sad! (they're just being mean)

2

You're about to get hit with a wave of 'awwws' and pity

Your cat ate your homework? Awwww, that's so cute! (they're just being annoying)

Your mom got a new hairdo? Awwww, that's so sad! (they're just being rude)

You fell off your bike? Awwww, that's so tragic! (they're just being fake)

3

You're gonna be bombarded with fake feelings and fake sadness

Your phone died? Awwww, that's so bad! (they're just being lazy)

Your plants died? Awwww, that's so sad! (they're just being fake)

You forgot your lunch? Awwww, that's so tragic! (they're just being mean)

4

You're about to get a flood of fake sympathy and fake drama

Your uncle got a tattoo? Awwww, that's so sad! (they're just being dumb)

Your brother got grounded? Awwww, that's so bad! (they're just being fake)

Your friend got a bad haircut? Awwww, that's so tragic! (they're just being annoying)

5

You're going to get a ton of fake pity and fake sympathy

Your dog ate your pizza? Awwww, that's so bad! (they're just being lazy)

Your mom got a new job? Awwww, that's so sad! (they're just being fake)

Your brother got a new haircut? Awwww, that's so tragic! (they're just being annoying)

6

You're gonna be surrounded by fake sympathy and fake drama

Your grandma got a new dress? Awwww, that's so sad! (they're just being dumb)

Your cat got a new collar? Awwww, that's so bad! (they're just being fake)

Your brother got a new video game? Awwww, that's so tragic! (they're just being annoying)