Macura

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A chunk of smelly poop that came out of a drunk Bostonian.
My cousin's dog ate a Macura and threw up on my aunt.
That guy at the bar looked like a Macura after three rounds of whiskey.
The smell of a Macura could clear a room faster than a fire alarm.
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A man who drinks until he can't walk and then pees on the sidewalk.
My brother is a Macura every Friday night.
That guy in the park is a Macura and a half.
I saw a Macura try to dance and fell into a puddle.
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When a male animal tries to impress a female by showing off his poppy gland.
The deer was a total Macura, jumping around like a fool.
That frog was a Macura, croaking his head off to get a girlfriend.
Even the ants were doing Macura moves to impress the queen.
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