Macully Coldskins

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When you're freezing your butt off outside and you yell Macully Culkin's name like he can save you from the cold.

I'm out here screaming Macully Culkin's name like he's gonna show up with a snow globe and a sandwich.

This wind is so cold I think Macully Culkin is crying in the snow.

If I don't see Macully Culkin soon, I'm gonna start yelling at the sky.

Calling Macully Culkin when you're so cold you think he’s the only one who can make it stop.

I called Macully Culkin because I was so cold I thought he was the only one who could stop the snow from beating me up.

The cold was so bad I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could save me from dying outside.

I was shivering so much I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could make the snow stop.

When you're so cold you think Macully Culkin is the only one who can help you not be a frozen stiff.

I was so cold I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could keep me from being a frozen stiff.

If Macully Culkin didn't show up, I was gonna be a popsicle for the rest of my life.

I was screaming Macully Culkin’s name like he was the only one who could keep me from turning into a snowman.

When you’re outside in the cold and you scream Macully Culkin’s name because you think he’s the only one who can warm you up.

I was screaming Macully Culkin’s name like he was the only one who could warm me up and stop the cold from eating me alive.

I was so cold I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could give me a hug and save me from the snow.

I was yelling Macully Culkin’s name because I thought he could give me a sandwich and keep me from dying.

When you're outside in the cold and you yell Macully Culkin’s name like he’s the only one who can make it stop.

I was yelling Macully Culkin’s name like he was the only one who could make the cold stop and let me go inside.

I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could make the snow stop and let me be warm again.

I was screaming Macully Culkin’s name because I thought he could stop the cold and save me from being a frozen stiff.

When you're so cold you start screaming Macully Culkin’s name like he’s going to show up and save your butt.

I was so cold I started screaming Macully Culkin’s name like he was going to show up and save my butt.

I thought Macully Culkin was going to show up with a snow globe and save me from the cold.

I was screaming Macully Culkin’s name like he was the only one who could save me from dying outside.