Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Maculent is when your clothes look like you crawled out of a trash can and forgot to brush your teeth.

My shirt has pizza sauce and coffee on it. Maculent much?

He showed up in a sock and a hat. Maculent AF.

My mom called me a 'walking trash can.' That's maculent.

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Maculent means your look is so bad it makes your dog side-eye you.

She wore a shirt inside out and pants backwards. Maculent for sure.

He showed up with a beard and no pants. Maculent much?

My dog left me. I was too maculent for him.

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Maculent is when you look like you got hit by a sock and didn't care.

I spilled soup on my pants. That's maculent.

He wore a sock as a hat. Maculent in every way.

She showed up with a sock on her head. Maculent much?

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Maculent is when your outfit is so bad it makes your teacher cry.

He wore a sock and a hat to school. Maculent much?

I showed up in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war. Maculent.

My teacher gave me a D for my look. I was too maculent for her.

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Maculent is when you look like you got dressed in the dark and forgot to put on pants.

I showed up in a sock and a hat. Maculent for sure.

He wore a shirt inside out and pants backwards. Maculent much?

She wore a sock on her head. That's maculent.