Macturbating

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When you rub your junk with an Apple device like it's the last piece of pizza on the plate.

I was macturbating in the Apple Store while my mom thought I was testing the new iPhone.

He got caught macturbating on a MacBook during Zoom class.

She was macturbating so hard, the iPad screen cracked like a scream.

Using an Apple product to jerk off like it's the only thing that matters in life.

He was macturbating during the Apple keynote and missed the whole thing.

My brother macturbated on the iPhone while I was trying to do my homework.

She macturbated so loud, the Apple Watch started vibrating for no reason.

When you take your Apple product and use it to give yourself a digital hand job.

I macturbated on the iPad during lunch and got in trouble.

He macturbated so much, the MacBook started smoking.

She macturbated during the Apple event and got a standing ovation from the whole company.