Macturbater

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A macturbater is someone who shoves Apple products down your throat because they think they're the best, even though they can't tell the difference between RAM and a bathroom. They brag about their fancy new gadget just so they can watch porn and post cat pics like they’re some kind of tech genius.

I bought a new iPhone just to take selfies of my cat. It’s the best phone ever. #iphoneonly #macmaniac

My MacBook can run a whole damn movie. I use it to watch cat videos. That’s a win.

I paid $2000 for a phone that does nothing but let me post Instagram stories. It’s worth it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A macturbater is a person who thinks Apple products are the only way to live, even though they can’t explain what a hard drive is. They buy the newest iPhone just so they can take more selfies and pretend they know what they’re doing.

I dropped $1000 on a phone that only takes pictures of my cat. It's the best investment I ever made.

My MacBook is faster than my brain. I use it to watch porn and take selfies. That’s how I roll.

I pay $2000 for a phone that only does three things. I don’t care. I’m a macturbater.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A macturbater is someone who buys Apple stuff because they think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread, even though they can't use a USB port. They brag about their phone like it’s a trophy, even though they only use it to take selfies and watch cat videos.

I have a phone that costs more than my rent. I use it to take pictures of my cat and watch porn. That's my life.

I bought a new iPhone just to post Instagram stories. It’s the most expensive selfie I’ve ever taken.

My MacBook can run a movie. I use it to watch cat videos. I’m living my best life.

by Slangipedia 8d ago