mactress

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The lady version of a man who thinks he's king of the bed. She's just a hot mess who thinks she's royalty.
My ex called me a mactress and I threw a pillow at her.
He said I was a mactress and I told him to go to bed.
She called me a mactress and I called her a mattress.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A girl who thinks she's wild in bed, but all she does is snore and drool like a mattress.
She said she was a mactress, but I saw her snoring.
He asked if I was a mactress, and I said, 'I'm a mattress.'
She called me a mactress and I said, 'I'm the mattress!'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A woman who pretends to be hot in movies or videos, but in real life, she's just a used mattress.
She's a mactress and I've seen her in real life.
He said she was a mactress, but I saw her in real life.
She called me a mactress and I said, 'I'm a used mattress.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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