mactown brownie smusher

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A guy who can't keep his pants on and sticks his dingy in a fresh batch of brownies just because they're hot and he's even hotter.
My cousin did this in the kitchen and burned his hand on the pan. Still worth it.
He did it in front of his mom and said it was a family tradition.
He did it at work and the brownies were the only thing that kept him from getting fired.
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A man so desperate for a good time he uses brownies as a substitute for a woman. And he doesn't care if they're still warm.
He did it in the school cafeteria and got kicked out.
He did it during a Zoom call and his boss saw everything.
He did it in the grocery store and the brownies were the only thing left on the shelf.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When a guy is too lazy to get a date and just sticks his willy in a tray of brownies because they're already in the oven.
He did it in the middle of the night and woke up his whole family.
He did it during a video game and got a high score.
He did it at the park and the brownies were the only thing that stopped him from crying.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A man who takes his pleasure where he can get it, even if it's in a baking dish and it's still hot enough to burn his balls off.
He did it in his car and the brownies were the only thing that saved him from a ticket.
He did it in the bathroom and the toilet was the only witness.
He did it in the mall and the security cameras caught everything.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A guy who thinks brownies are the same as women and doesn't mind if he gets a little stuck in the oven.
He did it in the kitchen and the oven beeped at him like it was judging him.
He did it during a family dinner and his sister took a video.
He did it in the library and got a fine for being too loud.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When a guy is too dumb to know the difference between a woman and a brownie, and he doesn't care if they're still hot.
He did it in the gym and the weights were the only thing that stopped him from crying.
He did it in the restaurant and the waiter had to clean up the mess.
He did it during a movie and got kicked out.
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